January 2010
24 posts
If Plato is a fine red wine, then Aristotle is a dry martini.
– Kicking and Screaming
thestormof59:
you know those moments of total panic that are followed by the feeling that everything will be totally fine? man, i love those moments.
oh man, story of my life.
happy mlk day everyone
mlk day joke (via brenden kelley):
what do you call a black guy flying a plane?
a pilot, you fucking racists.
I went to the eye doctor today, and i have to get new lenses because my vision has actually gotten better. I asked the doctor how this was possible, and he said it’s rare but it happens. He then asked me if I read a lot, because that can have a major impact. Conclusion: my literature degree has improved my eyesight. another reason i love reading.
Everyone has the right to make an ass out of themselves. You can’t let the world...
– Harold & Maude (via filmquotes)
my all-time favorite movie.